Theo: You're listening to K-SUN FM, radio for the people. I'm your host, Dr. Theodore Chadwick, with some...Daria, I can see you rolling your eyes.
Daria: You're literally just now noticing? I've been rolling my eyes every time you open your mouth for months now.
Theo: I'm so sorry listeners. My cohost undertakes such strenuous efforts to dislike me. I'm sure it's affecting her job performance.
Daria: Oh, your arrogance knows no bounds, Dr. Chadwick. I can roll my eyes and still be better then you, at everything, without breaking a sweat.
Theo: Your incessant need to turn everything into a competition makes you such a pain in my fucking ass, Daria--
Daria: Oh my god, you can't call me that on live radio, you pompous dick.
Theo *sighing forever*: Anyway. All we're really here to say is that you should tune in tomorrow for our cover reveal.
Daria: Commercial-free, of course.